WE'RE SO SORRY, UNCLE ALBERT,
WE'RE SO SORRY IF WE CAUSED YOU ANY PAIN.
WE'RE SO SORRY, UNCLE ALBERT,
BUT THERE'S NO ONE LEFT AT HOME
AND I BELIEVE I'M GONNA RAIN.

WE'RE SO SORRY BUT WE HAVEN'T HEARD A THING ALL DAY,
WE'RE SO SORRY, UNCLE ALBERT,
BUT IF ANYTHING SHOULD HAPPEN
WE'LL BE SURE TO GIVE A RING.

Brr-brr brr-brr brr-brr brr-brr brr-brr
Brr-brr brr-brr brr-brr brr-brr brr-brr

"WE'RE SO SORRY, UNCLE ALBERT,
BUT WE HAVEN'T DONE A BLOODY THING ALL DAY.
WE'RE SO SORRY, UNCLE ALBERT,
BUT THE KETTLE'S ON THE BOIL
AND WE'RE SO EAS'LY CALLED AWAY."

(Yeah, yeah) (yeah, yeah)
UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH,
DOO-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH,
UH-UH -

HANDS ACROSS THE WATER, (water) HEADS ACROSS THE SKY,
HANDS ACROSS THE WATER, (water) HEADS ACROSS THE SKY.

ADMIRAL HALSEY NOTIFIED ME,
HE HAD TO HAVE A BERTH OR HE COULDN'T GET TO SEA.
I HAD ANOTHER LOOK AND I HAD A CUP OF TEA AND A BUTTER PIE.

(Butter pie??)

"COULDN'T PUT IT IN SOMETHING ELSE
SO I PULLED IT IN THE PIE, ALRIGHT!"

HANDS ACROSS THE WATER, (water) HEADS ACROSS THE SKY,
HANDS ACROSS THE WATER, (water) HEADS ACROSS THE SKY.

LIVE A LITTLE, BE A GYPSY, GET AROUND, (get around)
GET YOUR FEET UP OFF THE GROUND,
LIVE A LITTLE, GET AROUND.

LIVE A LITTLE, BE A GYPSY, GET AROUND, (get around)
GET YOUR FEET UP OFF THE GROUND,
LIVE A LITTLE, GET AROUND.

HANDS ACROSS THE WATER, (water) HEADS ACROSS THE SKY,
HANDS ACROSS THE WATER, (water) HEADS ACROSS THE SKY.

UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH,
UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH,
UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH,
UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH,
UH-UH,
UH-UH,
UH-UH,
UH-UH,
UH-UH.