I`ll soon become a wreck
They`re breathin` on my neck
Dick Haymes Dick Todd and Como
They`re really coming fast
Who knows I may be passed
By Dick Haymes Dick Todd and Como
The fact that girlies scream
They say will cause me grief
But if they ever stop
I`ll find that I`m back on relief
It`ll mean the end of me
Good news for Tommy D
And Dick Haymes Dick Todd and Como
Why should it get their goat
Each time I bend a note
Dick Haymes Dick Todd and Como
At my pictures they throw rocks
They`re both at Twentieth Fox
Not Dick Todd but Dick Haymes and Como
They say that I need weight
I`m just a mass of joints
I`d like to put on weight
But where the heck can I get points
If at RKO I pout they look at me and shout
Dick Haymes Dick Todd and Como
Everytime I sing
I`m compared with Bing
by Dick Haymes Dick Todd and Como
Bing`s four boys are sublime
But they won`t give me time
Dick Haymes Dick Todd and Perry
that`s the other guy`s first name
I`ll never sing like Bing
I know I don`t compare
I`ll grant them he`s got voice
If they`ll grant me that I`ve got hair
But then why all this fuss
There`s room for all of us
Dick Haymes Dick Todd and Como
There`s just one Crosby
There`s room for all of us