Come now sing with me, Proper Crimbo.
I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo. (Wibble)
Put up your Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo.
So excited you might wee, Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo.
On the 7 Days of Christmas my true love gave to me, a peregrine falcon - Proper Bo, I tell thee.
Shelltoe trainers and a beanie hat, a new set of headphones, all shiny and black.
I didn't sleep that, night for Santa to come. I wet the bed that's what I had done.
Cause Christmas time is the place to be, I always wake up in a puddle a wee.
With a Ho Ho Ho and a Silent Night. A little chipolata, I'll be feeling alright.
Turkey's on the table, as big as a cow, celebrate crimbo, I tell thee how. Reet-oh.
Come now sing with me, Proper Crimbo. (Selecta!)
I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo. (Selecta!)
Put up your Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo. (Select!) #SMASH#
So excited you might wee, Proper Crimbo.
(Yoo hoo) Ho, ho, ho - I'm a bad Mo-Fo
I've got presents y'all, but they're two by two.
They closed the shop, so I got time for you
Supersoakay and yo water bombs,
Watch out Santa, cause here I come.
Cause I sleep on the floor, never ever on the bed.
That Santa style, so in your head.
It's me dressed up, come sit on my knee
Got gifts for yall, what you got for me?
Cha'mone, (Chamone) Cha'mone, (Chamone) Cha'mone check check da cone.
I said Bubbles aint a monkey, she can move real funky.
Cha'mone check check da cone. (thats right!)
Ow!
Come now sing with me, Proper Crimbo. (Selecta!)
I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo. (Selecta! Hee hee)
Put up (Oh ohhh) your Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo, (Selecta!)
So excited you might wee, Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo.
Hey up, where's all band gone, come on kids help us out.
Sing with me. (Proper bo bo) Check it out. (Proper bo bo) Can I get a rewind? (Proper bo bo) That were riite good.
Proper bo bo, proper bo bo, proper bo bo.
Come on now. Let's get it together, you as well Kez.
(Sing with me)
Come now sing with me, Proper Crimbo.
(Take me for a drink)
I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo.
(Stick it right up)
(Baaaaaaa) Put up (ahhhh ha ha) your Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo.
(So excited)
So excited you might wee, Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo.
Can I get a key change?
Come now sing with me, Proper Crimbo. (Sing with me)
I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo. (yeah)
Put up my Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo. (put up you Christmas tree)
So excited you might wee, (so excited, so excited, so exicited) Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo Proper Crimbo.
(Huuuugggghhhh)
(Ooh reet good, now come on, sing with me)
Come now sing with me, Proper Crimbo. (Sing with me)
I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo. (I will take you for a drink)
Put up your Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo. (Put up your Christmas tree)
So excited you might wee, (so excited, so excited, so excited) Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo.
Have a Proper Bo Crim Bo
Bumblesquat
Come now sing with me, Proper Crimbo.
I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo. (Wibble)
Put up your Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo.
So excited you might wee, Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo.
On the 7 Days of Christmas my true love gave to me, a peregrine falcon - Proper Bo, I tell thee.
Shelltoe trainers and a beanie hat, a new set of headphones, all shiny and black.
I didn't sleep that, night for Santa to come. I wet the bed that's what I had done.
Cause Christmas time is the place to be, I always wake up in a puddle a wee.
With a Ho Ho Ho and a Silent Night. A little chipolata, I'll be feeling alright.
Turkey's on the table, as big as a cow, celebrate crimbo, I tell thee how. Reet-oh.
Come now sing with me, Proper Crimbo. (Selecta!)
I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo. (Selecta!)
Put up your Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo. (Select!) #SMASH#
So excited you might wee, Proper Crimbo.
(Yoo hoo) Ho, ho, ho - I'm a bad Mo-Fo
I've got presents y'all, but they're two by two.
They closed the shop, so I got time for you
Supersoakay and yo water bombs,
Watch out Santa, cause here I come.
Cause I sleep on the floor, never ever on the bed.
That Santa style, so in your head.
It's me dressed up, come sit on my knee
Got gifts for yall, what you got for me?
Cha'mone, (Chamone) Cha'mone, (Chamone) Cha'mone check check da cone.
I said Bubbles aint a monkey, she can move real funky.
Cha'mone check check da cone. (thats right!)
Ow!
Come now sing with me, Proper Crimbo. (Selecta!)
I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo. (Selecta! Hee hee)
Put up (Oh ohhh) your Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo, (Selecta!)
So excited you might wee, Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo.
Hey up, where's all band gone, come on kids help us out.
Sing with me. (Proper bo bo) Check it out. (Proper bo bo) Can I get a rewind? (Proper bo bo) That were riite good.
Proper bo bo, proper bo bo, proper bo bo.
Come on now. Let's get it together, you as well Kez.
(Sing with me)
Come now sing with me, Proper Crimbo.
(Take me for a drink)
I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo.
(Stick it right up)
(Baaaaaaa) Put up (ahhhh ha ha) your Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo.
(So excited)
So excited you might wee, Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo.
Can I get a key change?
Come now sing with me, Proper Crimbo. (Sing with me)
I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo. (yeah)
Put up my Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo. (put up you Christmas tree)
So excited you might wee, (so excited, so excited, so exicited) Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo Proper Crimbo.
(Huuuugggghhhh)
(Ooh reet good, now come on, sing with me)
Come now sing with me, Proper Crimbo. (Sing with me)
I'll take you for a drink with me, Proper Crimbo. (I will take you for a drink)
Put up your Christmas tree, Proper Crimbo. (Put up your Christmas tree)
So excited you might wee, (so excited, so excited, so excited) Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo, Proper Crimbo.
Have a Proper Bo Crim Bo
Bumblesquat