my uncle in bombay he is very nice
when he's on holiday I take his field of rice
and open up a store like many times before
the best that's sound in calcutta town

I think I have a problem I really don't know why
I never have a costumer who want to come twice
although I guarantee my secret recepie
the best that's found in calcutta town

the rice is little sticky and so I got a clue
if I throw away the curry I can sell the stuff as glue
everybody like it they'll like it very much
the best that's found in calcutta town

hurry hurry hurry
buy my rice and curry
buy my rice and curry
so hurry hurry hurry
hurry hurry hurry
buy my rice and curry
buy one for two
special price for you

oh wey oh
curry nam nam curry curry nam nam