We were shoveling sunshine
The hard times were the good times
In the back of a good times van
Wedding ring was fresh on your hand
I guess you were a little shy
When you gave me some nipple pie
Reached over and you grabbed my wood
Don't you know, that it felt so good?
And with you is where I belong
That's why I sing this honeymoon song
Well, I spilled my red wine
Right below your panty-line
I finally got your bra undone
My Johnson was on the run
Your head was a keepin' time
You were blowin' more than my mind
I was slapping' on your behind
Parked in the bush doing sixty nine
Honey, with you I can do no wrong
That's why I sing this honeymoon song
Your nails were digging in
Your teeth were biting skin
Then you pulled out a big black whip
Took me on some love slave trip
I was screaming for my life
Whatever happened to my wife?
Said to call you Madam X
That ain't no country boy sex
You beat me black and blue for so long
I guess it?s my fate, this honeymoon song
You locked the doors on the Chevy van
Slapped the cuffs on my hands
I couldn't even try to shout
You strapped a red ball in my mouth
I was thinking about the wedding vows
How that's a bad idea now
I was thinking about death do us part
Buddy that's a bad place to start
And oh, where has my sunshine gone?
It's too late, it's my honeymoon song
Oh, my God, it's my honeymoon song
We were shoveling sunshine
The hard times were the good times
In the back of a good times van
Wedding ring was fresh on your hand
I guess you were a little shy
When you gave me some nipple pie
Reached over and you grabbed my wood
Don't you know, that it felt so good?
And with you is where I belong
That's why I sing this honeymoon song
Well, I spilled my red wine
Right below your panty-line
I finally got your bra undone
My Johnson was on the run
Your head was a keepin' time
You were blowin' more than my mind
I was slapping' on your behind
Parked in the bush doing sixty nine
Honey, with you I can do no wrong
That's why I sing this honeymoon song
Your nails were digging in
Your teeth were biting skin
Then you pulled out a big black whip
Took me on some love slave trip
I was screaming for my life
Whatever happened to my wife?
Said to call you Madam X
That ain't no country boy sex
You beat me black and blue for so long
I guess it?s my fate, this honeymoon song
You locked the doors on the Chevy van
Slapped the cuffs on my hands
I couldn't even try to shout
You strapped a red ball in my mouth
I was thinking about the wedding vows
How that's a bad idea now
I was thinking about death do us part
Buddy that's a bad place to start
And oh, where has my sunshine gone?
It's too late, it's my honeymoon song
Oh, my God, it's my honeymoon song
We were shoveling sunshine
The hard times were the good times
In the back of a good times van
Wedding ring was fresh on your hand
I guess you were a little shy
When you gave me some nipple pie
Reached over and you grabbed my wood
Don't you know, that it felt so good?
And with you is where I belong
That's why I sing this honeymoon song
Well, I spilled my red wine
Right below your panty-line
I finally got your bra undone
My Johnson was on the run
Your head was a keepin' time
You were blowin' more than my mind
I was slapping' on your behind
Parked in the bush doing sixty nine
Honey, with you I can do no wrong
That's why I sing this honeymoon song
Your nails were digging in
Your teeth were biting skin
Then you pulled out a big black whip
Took me on some love slave trip
I was screaming for my life
Whatever happened to my wife?
Said to call you Madam X
That ain't no country boy sex
You beat me black and blue for so long
I guess it?s my fate, this honeymoon song
You locked the doors on the Chevy van
Slapped the cuffs on my hands
I couldn't even try to shout
You strapped a red ball in my mouth
I was thinking about the wedding vows
How that's a bad idea now
I was thinking about death do us part
Buddy that's a bad place to start
And oh, where has my sunshine gone?
It's too late, it's my honeymoon song
Oh, my God, it's my honeymoon song