Ketchup Bacon Sammiches gimme 1 or 2
Nitrate Porkly goodness sure do make you poo
Ketchup Bacon Sammiches'll turn ya into grues
It doesn't really matter when you put it on the platter
the bacon makes you fatter and the pigs they go a splatter
All over you
Ketchup Bacon Sammiches, dollar ninety nine
Ketchup Bacon Sammiches, gotta feed up on the swine
The barn burnt down
the clowns left town
What a quag-e-mire
They cooked it and stirred it
and stewed it and steamed it
and slurped it and whirred it..
The Hill Peoper Choir they just set a fire
the firefighters are still in the briars
and the cows'ere overturned
Yessir..
And the cows'ere overturned
Toined....