I`m no good at chatting up
and always get rebuffed
Enough to drive a man to drink
I don`t do no washing up
I always reached the stuff piled
up piled up in the sink
But you will always find him
in the kitchen at parties
Me and my girlfriend we argued
and she ran away from home
She must have found somebody
new and now I`m all alone
Living on my own what
am I supposed to do
That`s why you`ll always find
him in the kitchen at parties
You will always find him
in the kitchen at parties
You will always find him
in the kitchen at parties
Then I met this debutante
I said that I like new wave rock
She was into French cuisine
but I ain`t no Cordon Bleu
This was at some do in palmer`s
green I had no luck with her
You will still find him
in the kitchen at parties
You will still find him
in the kitchen at parties
At last I met a pretty girl
she laughed and talked with me
We both walked out of the kitchen
and danced in a new way
And now I`ve done my time
in the kitchen at parties
I`ve done my time
in the kitchen at parties
He`s done his time
in the kitchen at parties
He`s done his time
in the kitchen at parties
He`s done his time
in the kitchen at parties
He`s done his time
in the kitchen at parties