Written by Alan Paul

Ok, wanna settle down over there?
Hold the music there, hold it...
I've been asked by the Transfers to come out here and talk to you
I'm the raging Freddy Morris, I've been around a long time.
What's so funny?
I want to introduce you to a man
Who is a giant among giants in the business
When I say that, I mean he knows them all
I mean Frankie and Sammy, Tony and Lena,
Liberace, you know - the biggies...
I want you to make him feel really at home here
We're talking, we're talking about the king of dada
We are talking about the hippest talker in America
He's come a long way, I want you to make him feel really at home here,
He cost big bucks - let's hear it for him
L Dorado Kaddy, ok, here he is now....