This here is the place where I will stay in
There isn't a number, you can call the pay phone
Let it ring a long long long long time
If I don't pick up, hang up, call back, let it ring some more,
If I don't pick up, pick up, the sidewinder sleeps, sleeps, sleeps in a coil

Call when you try to wake her up, call when you try to wake her

There are scratches all around the coin slot
Like a heart beat baby trying to wake up
But this machine can only swallow money
You can't lay a patch by computer design
With just a lot of stupid, stupid signs

Tell her
Tell her she can kiss my ass and laugh and say that you were only kidding
That way she'll know that it was really, really, really, really me me

Call when you try to wake her up, call when you try to wake her

Baby, instant soup doesn't really grab me
Today I need something more substa, sub, sub, substantial
A can of beans or black eyed peas, some Nescafe and ice
Candy bar, a fallen star, or a reading from Doctor Seuss

Call when you try to wake her up, call when you try to wake her

The cat in the hat came back, wrecked a lot of havoc on the way
Always had a smile, never reason to pretend,
Their world has flat backgrounds and little need to sleep but to dream
The sidewinder sleeps on his back

Call when you try to wake her up, call when you try to wake her
I can always sleep standing up, call when you try to wake her

You got a boogie woogie groove on this one