I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly, I'm crying.
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday,
Man you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
Mister City, Policeman sitting, Pretty little policemen in a row.
See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying, I'm crying.
Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
Boy you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.
Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
If the sun don't come you get a tan, from standing in the English rain.
I am  the eggman, they  are the  eggmen, I am  the walrus, goo  goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Expert textpert choking smokers, Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
See how they smile like pigs in a sty, See how they snied, I'm crying.
Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower,
Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Alan Poe.
I am  the eggman, they  are the  eggmen, I am  the walrus, goo  goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo, g'joob...