Secret (Orange Factory's 'Shhh Don't Tell Club') Adam Sandler

came into my life You found a way to touch my soul And I'm never, ever, ever gonna let it go Happiness lies in your own hand It took me much too long to understand How it could be Until you shared your secret

Secret Adam Sandler

But if I did that then it wouldn't be, a secret I've gotta move my body tonight, I'm gonna go dancin' Dreamin' bout the nights at the club, with the fun and romancin' Mommy sees the look in my eyes, she

four years old Adam Sandler

Mommy reads to me at night Charlie and the Chocolate Factory Well I can't have a job And I can't go to school If no grownups are around I can't go near the pool I'm not alowed to climb My neighbor's

The Adventures Of The Cow Adam Sandler

winning first prise in the bellyflop contest at spring break and then realises he can't swim" [Cow walking towards pool, big splash] [Cow:] Moo [Crowd cheering] [Cow:] Mrr,mrr [Underwater moo] "And now a club

Mr. Spindel`s Phone Call Adam Sandler

; [Bleeping] Mr Spindel: ";Just tell me your name."; [Bleeping] Mr Spindel: ";Please."; [Bleeping] Mr Spindel: ";I'm gonna hang up!"; [Bleeping] Mr Spindel: ";I'm warning you!"

Best Friend Adam Sandler

When I'm at the bus stop and you drive by in your mom's car You tell me the bus already left Cause you're my best friend!

The Mule Session Adam Sandler

After several well-publicized arrests for public urination he now drinks exclusively O'Doul And every year he puts on a presentation at the Boys Club to show kids smoking isn't cool His favorite Elvis

steve polychronopolous Adam Sandler

Motherfucking Polychronopolous I spit when I talk I swear in front of your mother I throw shit at the movies I wear tight pants I ask you to buy an extra Yankee ticket And then I don't show I tell

The Mayor Of Pussytown Adam Sandler

while thugs are at the party bustin all ya'lls asses I'm hidin in the corner wonderin where the fuck's my glasses Can't afford no rims my my fuckin dick's so small no bitch can suck it I don't pop 9's

at a medium place Adam Sandler

your arms around me baby Can't you see I need you so Hold me close against your skin I'm about to begin Lovin' you Spit on your hand and stroke my cock At a medium pace Play with my balls and tell

At a Medium Pace Adam Sandler

Play with my balls and tell me how big they are. Honey rub your beaver up and down my face. Now sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off. You see that shampoo bottle?

Sex Or Weight Lifting Adam Sandler

[Adam Sandler:] Oh terrific. My name's Barry Lakin. [Man:] Uh huh [Adam Sandler:] And let me tell you what I did man.

Calling Home Adam Sandler

Just give me a few minutes, I gotta call my family, tell em I'm all situated here... Good deal... I'll be in the bathroom whackin it (phone dials and rings) ...that's because Mrs.

The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview Adam Sandler

[Adam Sandler:] And now the excited Southerner has a job interview. [Man:] So why don't you tell me why you would be an asset to this company.

The Excited Southerner Orders A Meal Adam Sandler

Hi, how are you...I was...if you could, tell me, if you...eh, the chef salad, if it, does it come, if you come... a la carte, if you see the...I saw the breakfast menu and the, and they got the, and

7 Foot Man (Live) Adam Sandler

So the next time you see me, Walking around, And my head is right about to hit a tree branch, Tell me to duck down, And I'll pay you back , Soon you will see, By getting you frisbee down from that tree

Mr. Spindel's Phone Call Adam Sandler

; [Bleeping] Mr Spindel: ";Just tell me your name."; [Bleeping] Mr Spindel: ";Please."; [Bleeping] Mr Spindel: ";I'm gonna hang up!"; [Bleeping] Mr Spindel: ";I'm warning you!"

The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman Adam Sandler

pretty girl, and I, I hoo you'the we've known each other for so long now, and-uh, it's about time that the two of us we're both getting older right now, and-uh, and I don't want to die alone, I tell

The Chanukah Song Adam Sandler

Ford's and quarter Jewish- not to shabby Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is Well he's not but guess who is All three Stooges So many Jews are in showbiz Tom Cruise isn't but I heard his agent is Tell

the chanukah song part ii Adam Sandler

Tell the world-amanaka It's time for Chanukah It's not pronounced Ch-nakah The C is silent in Chanukah So get your hooked on phonica Get drunk in Tijuanaka If you really really wannaka Have a happy

The Chanukah Song Part II (Live) Adam Sandler

Tell the world-amanaka It's time for Chanukah It's not pronounced Ch-nakah The C is silent in Chanukah So get your hooked on phonica Get drunk in Tijuanaka If you really really wannaka Have a happy happy

The Boss And The Secretary Adam Sandler

Tell me how much you love it Ooh, I love it Tell me it makes you horny Ooh, I'm gettin real horny Tell me it's bigger than a Tic Tac But it isn't! I don't give a shit if it is or isn't! Say it is!

the chanuka song Adam Sandler

quarter Jewish- not too shabby Some people think that Ebenezer Scrooge is Well he's not, but guess who is All three Stooges So many Jews are in showbiz Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is Tell

bad boyfriend Adam Sandler

You're such a jerk The only thing you do right is Tell me that you love me Well, I guess I love you too But fuck you! Seriously

Pibb Goes Surfing Adam Sandler

I'll tell you when to start paddelin, and keep paddelin til the wave grabs you I hear ya! Let Mother Nature do her duty! Right on... Right now! Yeah, right now... Yeah!

Buddy Adam Sandler

"Eheh Buddy, don't even tell me about it Buddy!" "Buddy I know." "Buddy, M&M's?" "Chocolate me, Buddy!... Tasty Buddy!" "Buddy definitely" "Hey get in on this drink Buddy!"

Toll Booth Willie Adam Sandler

I can tell ya that much. So where ya headed?" F1: "Well, I was just wondering exactly which is the best way to drive up your ass. You know, if you'd tell me, I'd appreciate it, you fuckin' prick."

The Buffoon and the Dean of Admissions Adam Sandler

So tell me a little bit more about your background." Buffoon: "My father's a fucking asshole, man!" Dean: "Hmm, I see. Your feelings of rebelion are not unusual at your age son."

Do It For Your Mama Adam Sandler

Oh, and..and tell your son Tommy, if he wants to come over later and play with his cock and balls with the kids he's always welcome.

Crazy Love Adam Sandler

Adam:] You don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and all my conversations are being recorded [Lisa:] And you don't mind that all of my pants are way too short on me and I also stabbed someone with

sweat beatrice Adam Sandler

the kennel She gonna try on my third grade mittens She'll keep 'em on even though they're way too small Well, she ain't never gonna hurt me She ain't never gonna let me down She ain't never gonna tell

Sweet Beatrice Adam Sandler

the kennel She gonna try on my third grade mittens She'll keep 'em on even though they're way to small Well, she ain't never gonna hurt me She ain't never gonna let me down She ain't never gonna tell

She Comes Home To Me Adam Sandler

the money Unless she's sittin' on me She'll cram your asshole with a mouse But she won't do it in our house Tough luck, Jack She knows that don't fly with me She might eat your wife's box But she won't tell

fatty mcgee Adam Sandler

[Snort] Fireman Ray: "Didn't we tell you not to take the stairs anymore!?" Fatty: [Whiney voice] "But I like the stairs!" Fireman Ray: [annoyed] "Why!?"

Joining The Cult Adam Sandler

Sounds of Basketball being shot around] Sandler: "Hey man, I'm joining a religious cult." Allen: "Now, that's ridiculous." Sandler: "Well, I'm joining it, so you gotta sign up too."

Inner Voice Adam Sandler

fuzzy thing that lives in my wall Doesn't matter, and to be honest I don't wanna know 'Cause thanks to him I've never had to deal with an HMO And I can go show off my rocket powered solid gold Benz I tell

Somebody kill me Adam Sandler

you don't know how much I need you while your near me I don't feel blue And when we kiss I know you feel it to. But it all was bullshit, it was a goddamn joke, and when i think of you and that guy...

The Goat Adam Sandler

I am a simple goat I live on the back of a pick-up truck The Old Man tied me here with a 3-foot rope Am I happy he don't give a fuck He's filled with anger, and filled with rage And tells me I sme...

Grow Old With You (한글번역판) Adam Sandler

I wanna make you smile Whenever you're sad 그대가 슬플때 내가 그댈 웃게하고 싶어요 Carry you around When your arthritis is bad 그대가 관절염으로 고생할때 그댈 업고 다니고도 싶어요 All I wanna do is Grow old with you 내가 원하는 단 한가지는 그대와 함께...

voodoo Adam Sandler

Hey there Mr. Leaf Blower Man Keep it down for goodness sake It's way too early in the morning Can't you please use your wooden rake? You choose to ignore I Even though me hungover That's not bein...

moyda Adam Sandler

Schnine He's a pretty good guy He's nice to his neighbors You can count on him to buy your school candy bars He's a real nic guy He's always got the jumper cables He'll take your mail in when you'...

the goat song Adam Sandler

I am a simple goat I live on the back of a pick-up truck The Old Man tied me here with a 3-foot rope Am I happy he don't give a fuck He's filled with anger, and filled with rage And tells me I sm...

the thanksgiving song Adam Sandler

[Starts playing] Love to eat turkey Love to eat turkey Shout from Crowd: "I love you Adam!" Adam Sandler: "Ohhh, I love you!"

dip doodle Adam Sandler

Jabawokee ding dong slip slap slee Dipstick paddywhack pee pee googalee gee Polly wolly sling slang skooey dibbely doo Wing wong ping pong king kong Cheech 'n Chong hop hip kagagoogoo Hickory dic...

lunchlady land Adam Sandler

"This is a song..." "This is uhh, This is a new song..." "It's through the eyes of one of the greatest people alive, I feel..." "The Lunchlady" [Laughing] Woke up in the morning Put on my new pla...

the beating of a high school bus driver Adam Sandler

"And now, the sever beating of a high school bus driver." [Kids getting on the bus] "How are ya, Bryan?" "Good morning, Lisa." "Good to see ya, Tommy!" "Hey, good morning, Cyle! Nice new backpack...

the lonesome kicker Adam Sandler

Me, I'm the Lonesome Kicker Extra points, field goals at your service One might think it comes with glory You might think different after you listen to my story My helmet is equipped with a tiny ...

Forgetful Lucy Adam Sandler

La-woo-kee-low is the place Where I first saw your face We liked each other right away But you didn’t remember me the very next day Forgetful Lucy Has got a nice caboose-ie I used to trick you int...

the beating of a high school janitor Adam Sandler

"And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor." [Mopping sounds] Mop, mop, mop All day long Mop, mop, mop While I sing this song [Sound of someone walking towards him] Gonna wax the floor...

the beating of a high school spanish teacher Adam Sandler

"And now the severe beating of a high school spanish teacher." [Lecturing] [Writing on chalk board] "Juan es muy guapo." [Door opens, walking towards her] "Hola." "Senor?" "Hay problema?" "Mi ca...