Dan Hicks

Moody Richard, he was always hangin’ round

Moody Richard, was the biggest square in town

Moody Richard, he was always on the scene

But his presence never really meant a thing

*He was an innocent bystander

Watchin’ his time go by

Mister innocent bystander

Doesn’t your time fly by

Moody Richard, never had a thing to say

But his silence didn’t matter anyway

And his problem was an easy one to solve

Moody Richard never really got involved

*Repeat

But he’s guilty of one crime

Must her ruin your life and mine

For he’s always standing by

In the corner of your eye

Yes, he’s guilty, guilty

* Repeat (2 times)