Its Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy,
Its Fivetweezy
Well, Ive been gone but Im back again
Its been too long, you wondering where I been
Well, I betcha I though I would pack it in
Since I got dissed on MTV for dear slim
Aw, man whyd yall play me?
TRL, you drive me crazy!
Now everybody really hates me!
I thought we were friends, Carson Daley?
So when I tried out for American Idol
I got up and sang for Simon Cowell
But he said I was absolutely horrible
He said I was worse than William Hung, too
Now what do I do, please help me, could ya?
I keep getting punkd like Ashton Kutcher
Since my names still bashed and butchered
But I was just changing, so listen would yah
Its Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy,
Its Fivetweezy
Thats what my friends just call me
Its Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy,
Its Fivetweezy
Thats what my friends just call me
Now I dont know if Im past my prime
Im feeling old, I just turned 29
Its crazy I think I lost my mind
Cause lately it shows I forget my uh:
Sometimes I feel like my brain is missing
Sometimes I feel like Jessica Simpson
Dont know if tunas fish or chicken
I told ya its five two, nobodys listens
Okay, you dont believe that its true
Even my mom still thinks its fifty-two
Now I tried to explain but its no use
At least the kids say man your cool, ha
No, really man, I cant complain
Kids take puff paint and write my name
On their t-shirts and they be like WAH!!!
Thats why its time for me to change
Its Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy,
Its Fivetweezy
Thats what my friends just call me
Its Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy,
Its Fivetweezy
Thats what my friends just call me
to moonn6pence form papayeverte
Now I used to come through my system blasting
People couldnt miss it when I tried to pass them
In a Honda civic with the muffler dragging
Shoes off, hairy feet like Bilbo Baggins
Back when I was living wrong
I need to get tipsy like J-Kwon
But know a days all I need is God
And a mic and a DJ and my I-Pod
All righty put your dance shoes on
And everybody just get your groove on
Well rock the party till the break of dawn
And even get your grandma to sing along
Now what I say, dont take this lightly
God runs things, not Bruce Almighty
Hes Jesus, the only one I need
Now Fivetweezy, yall know what I mean
Its Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy,
Its Fivetweezy
Thats what my friends just call me
Its Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy,
Its Fivetweezy
Thats what my friends just call me
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Its Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy,
Its Fivetweezy
Thats what my friends just call me
Its Fivetweezy, KJ Fivetweezy,
Its Fivetweezy
Thats what my friends just call me