Mister marks,
can you find for me
Someone strong and sweet,
fitting on my knee
She can keep her job
if she gets it wrong,
Ah, but mister marks,
I won't need her long.
All I need is help
for a little while
We can take dictation
and learn to smile.
And a temporary secretary's
what I need for to do the job.
I need a Temporary secretary,
temporary secretary,
Temporary secretary,
temporary secretary.
Mister marks,
could you send her quick,
'Cause my regular
has been getting sick
I need a Temporary secretary,
temporary secretary.
Mister marks,
I can pay her well
If she comes along
and can stay a spell.
I will promise now
that I'll treat her right,
And will rarely keep her
'til late at night. I need a
She can be a belly dancer,
I don't need a need romancer,
She can be a diplomat
but I don't need a girl like that,
She can be a neurosurgeon
if she's doin' nothing urgent,
What I need's a temporary,
temporary secretary.
I need a, I need a
Temporary secretary.
Temporary secretary,
Temporary secretary,
temporary secretary
Temporary secretary,
temporary secretary.
Now, mister marks,
when I send her back,
Will you please make sure
she stays on the right track
Well I know how hard
it is for young girls these days
In the face of ev'rything
to stay on the right track.
She can be a belly dancer,
I don't need a need romancer,
She can be a diplomat
but I don't need a girl like that
She can be a neurosurgeon
if she's doin' nothing urgent,
What I need's a temporary,
temporary secretary.
Temporary, secretary,
I need a temporary secretary,
Temporary, secretary,
Temporary secretary,
I need a temporary, secretary,
Temporary secretary, ooh,
temporary, secretary.