Mustache No
Sideburns No
Goatee Maybe
Beard BEARD
Do you feel alone
Do you feel neglected
Not doin' too well with the ladies
Well I got the solution for you
Low self esteem GROW A BEARD
Afraid to follow your dreams GROW A BEARD
Are you lonely and sad GROW A BEARD
Wanna look good in plad GROW A BEARD
Are you workin' out GROW A BEARD
Did your car break down GROW A BEARD
Ice caps melting GROW A BEARD
Are you stuck in the middle of nowhere
and you need to make an important phone call
but the battery's dead
and you can't find an outlet to plug in your charger
GROW A BEARD
Grow the beard
Feed the beard
Brush the beard
Manscape the beard
Stroke the beard
Love the beard
Fear the beard
Obey the beard
Obey the beard
Obey the beard
Behold the beard Obey the beard
Accept the beard Obey the beard
Respect the beard Obey the beard
Oh my god, Becky, look at his beard It's just so beard
Impress your date, WITH YOUR BEARD
Eat a steak, WITH A BEARD
Chop down trees, WITH A BEARD
Crush your enemies, WITH A BEARD
Catch a fish, WITH A BEARD
Roundhouse kick, WITH A BEARD
Troll the net, WITH A BEARD
Chia pet Ch ch ch chia, BEARD
Drive a truck, WITH A BEARD
Try your luck, WITH A BEARD
Arm wrestle, WITH A BEARD
Teenage Mutant Ninja BEARD
Pet your doggie, WITH A BEARD
I pledge allegiance to the beard
Can't grow a beard Then buy a beard
Do you have a beard Then GROW MORE BEARD
You need to shave this thing
SHUT UP GRANDMA, GROW A BEARD
Defend the beard
Drink to the beard
'Cause beards are good
AND SCRUFF
Obey the beard
Behold the beard Obey the beard
Accept the beard Obey the beard
Respect the beard Obey the beard
I was so empty and lost inside
'til I grew you 'til I grew you
I put my faith in my facial hair
to get me through
Well I can defy the odds again and again
with you on my chin you on my chin
With every moment you grow closer and closer
to my heart
Sigh I love you beard
If you love it so much, why don't you just marry it
Huh
Do you take this beard to be your lawfully wedded beard
for bearder or for worse, in scruffiness and in beard, 'til shave do you part
I beard
Beard Beard Beard Beard Beard Beard Beard
Abe Lincoln had a beard
ZZ Top, epic beards
Dimebag Darrell, metal beard
Chuck Norris, kick ass beard
Number one, make it beard
Chewbacca, is a beard
Santa Claus, Jesus Christ
God HAS A BEARD
Obey the beard
Obey the beard
Obey the beard
OBEY THE BEARD