There is really no back door
You can't get out of here
You'll just fall
through the trap door
And it's probably the
gateway to hell
And you won't be back this
way to tell
Can you read the paper
without crying
They say the ocean floor is dying
And the fisherman
caught a talking fish
He said get ready for
The apocalypse
Are you ready for
The apocalypse
There is no back door
Just fall through the trap door
It's a beautiful trap door
There is no back door
Just fall through the trap door
Thank God for the trap door