Chew on your pencil
Turn out the light
You sat in the kitchen
One of those nights
The prisoners were dressed up
Like ladies of old
While the juiciest tid-bits
Will never be told
The cannibal yacht, and electrified fence
Whatever the fuzz wants
Shoot, dead, or repent
(Chorus)
It's mad, mad, mad
Yes, It's mad, mad, mad
Well, it's mad, mad, mad
Within reason
(Verse)
They slaughtered the mascot
They dressed for the feast
As they all sat in line
From the worst to the least
The music was simple
Went back to James Brown
They saw a mistress
They lowered her down
The gorgeousest costume
Was hung at half mast
As we all had a drink to his glorious past
(Chorus)
It's mad, mad, mad
Yes, it's mad, mad, mad
Well, it's mad, mad, mad
Within reason
(Solo)
(Chorus)
It's mad, mad, mad
Yes, it's mad, mad, mad
We'', it's mad, mad, mad
Within reason
(Verse)
Sin use and cop blues
Was clung to our lips
Crosses and pistols
Swung at our hips
I cried for my supper
I spat on a plate
While everyone tried to
Become what they hate
The interesting captain
A smile on his face
So proud of the changes
That he made to this place
(Chorus)
Mad, mad, mad
Yes, it's mad, mad, mad
Well, it's mad, mad, mad
Within reason
Yes, it's mad, mad, mad
Yes, it's mad, mad, mad
Well, it's mad, mad, mad
Within reason