Ahh mate
I'm back like I never left
I'm here at your inconvenience
I'm back like I never left
I'm here at your inconvenience
So Steve where did you grow up
Upper Clapton Hackney
How old were you
when you first started rapping
I was 18
Who are your major influences
Are you serious Your Mum
I ain't answering anymore of
your questions you know what
I have a question
Who's idea was it to get in the
charts by rhyming over hungarian dance music
Why would I make dance music when
I can't dance to it
I'm the anecdote to that shit bringing
back strap shit soon as i'm done calling
this bulimic a fat bitch
I'll be saving the day on renegade
with the dog playing fetch watching
him chase a grenade
Maybe I should play the same game with
Bruno if I ever again get mistaken
for a cluedo character i'm gonna
have to unleash my mitch a judo
I just took a shit and now
I can't find any loo roll
Two flows for everyone that you
got too hot I do squat diddily and
do more than you do when
you do lots do lots
Do women do for me what they
did not do maybe it's got something
to do with my new watch
I'm back like I never left
I'm here at your inconvenience
I'm back like I never left
I'm here at your inconvenience
I have a question why would
I beat around the bush or take
the scenic route when
i'm a meanie born to incigate fumes
I'm the morning midday and evening news and
I started a trend Mike got
his teeth fixed to
If you're wondering where
i've been out kicked back with
a six pack of becks on a bench
sunbathing in a hijab give me a tic tac
I just had a pack of Nik Naks
thanks now i'll turn you into a kebab
with my pick axe
Mish mash mosh pit whenever
I drop shit it's hot shit
I just won a race with an ostrich
Obnoxious preposterous looney
a damn nutter if I ever see
Rooney anywhere near my
Grandmother ah
I live life without an ounce of logic
I like my wrist so much
I spent a house deposit on it
Vomit and then I drink more wine then
I broke a bowl and hope the
Hospital gives me morphine
How do you spend your time
I'm back I'm back
Like I never left like I never left
I'm here at your I'm here at your
Inconvenience inconvenience
I'm back I'm back
Like I never left like I never left
I'm here at your I'm here at your
Inconvenience inconvenience
I don't have a question nope
When it come to competition
i'm burying them Better to bury
them then have them getting lairy again
They want it with me like they
want it with malaria like Wayne
Bridge wants to be John Terry'd again
I developed an obsession with
Caroline Flack I wouldn't mind
having a go on Caroline's actually
I promise to never be so vulga
to never mention putting my
cobra inside of Anna
Kournikova I swear
I'm back I'm back
Like I never left like I never left
I'm here at your I'm here at your
Inconvenience inconvenience
I'm back I'm back
Like I never left like I never left
I'm here at your I'm here at your
Inconvenience inconvenience
I think I've got it out of
my system now
You sure
I am once again ready to answer questions
Good 'cause there's so much
I've been wanting to ask you
About 8 inches
What