Wait a minute man
Hey check this out tell it
It was this blind man right
Man check this out
it was this blind man right
He was feelin'his way
down the street
with this stick right
Hey He walked past
this fish market you know what
I'm sayin
He stopped
he took a deep breath he said
Woooooo good morning ladies
You like that shit man
Hey man
I got a gang of that shit man
I tell you what
my man on the guitar
fool on the drums
everybody just
crowd around the mic
I'll tell you
all these mutha-fuckin'jokes
But first
I'ma start it off like this
Hey help me sing it homeboy
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags
baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana
burns we can take our turns
singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong
like Cheech and Chong
sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll roll roll my joint
Pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin'high as hell
flyin'through Palmdale
skatin'on Dayton rims
So roll roll the
83 Cadillac Coup de Ville
If my tapes
and my cds just don't sell
I bet my caddy will
Well it was just sundown
in a small white town
They call it Eastside Palmdale
When the Afroman walked
through the white land
houses went up for sale
Well I was standin'on the corner
sellin'rap cds when
I met a little girl named Jan
I let her ride in my Caddy cause
I didn't know her daddy was the
leader of the Klu Klux Klan
We fucked on the bed
fucked on the flo
fucked so long
I grew a fuckin afro
Then I fucked to the left
fucked to the right
She sucked my dick'til
the shit turned white
I thought to myself Sheba Sheba
Got my ass lookin'like a ZEBRA
I pulled on my clothes and
I was on my wayuntil
until her daddy pulled up
in a Chevrolet
I ran
I jumped out the back window
but her dadd
he was waitin'with a 2 x 4
Oh he beat me to the left
he beat me to the right
The mutha fucker whooped
my ass all night
But I ain't mad at her
prejudiced dad
that's the best damn pussy
I ever had
I got a bag of weed and a
bottle of wine
I'm a fuck that
bitch just one more time
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags
baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana
burns we can take our turns
singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the
bong like Cheech and Chong
sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
So roll roll roll my joint
Pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin'high as
hell flyin'through Palmdale
skatin'on Dayton rims
So roll roll the
83 Cadillac Coup de Ville
If my tapes and my
cds just don't sell
I bet my caddy will
I met this lady in Hollywood
She had green hair
but damn she looked good
I took her to my house
cause she was fine
but she whipped out a dick
that was bigger than mine
I met this lady from Japan
never made love with an African
I fucked her once
I fucked her twice
I ate that pussy
like shrimp fried rice
Don't be amazed
at the stories I tell ya
I met a woman
in the heart of Australia
Had a big butt and big titties too
So I hopped in her ass
like a kangaroo
See I met this women from Hawaii
Stuck it in her ass
and she said
Aiiiiieeee
Lips was breakfast
pussy was lunch
then her titties
busted open with Hawaiian Punch
Met Colonel Sander's wife
in the state of Kentucky She said
I'll fry some chicken
if you just fuck me
I came in her mouth
It was a crisis
I gave her my secret
blend of herbs and spices
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags
baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana
burns we can take our turns
singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong
like Cheech and Chong
sell tapes from here to Hong Kong
I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee
Her titties
were filled with Hennesy
That country
music nearly drove me crazy
but I rode that ass and said
Yes Miss Daisy
Met this lady in Oklahoma
put that pussy in a coma
Met this lady in Michigan
I can't wait 'til
I fuck that bitch again
Met a real black girl
in South Carolina
fucked her 'til she turned
into a white albino
Fucked this hooker in Iowa
I fucked her on credit
so I owe her
Fucked this girl
down in Georgia
came in her mouth
Man I thought I told ya
Met this beautiful sexy ho
she just ran
cross the border of Mexico
Fine young thing
said her name's Maria
I wrapped her up
just like a Hot Tortilla
I wanna get married
but I can't afford it
I know I'ma cry when
she gets deported
Colt 45 and two Zig Zags
baby that's all we need
We can go to the park after dark
smoke that tumbleweed
And as the marijuana
burns we can take our turns
singing them dirty rap songs
Stop and hit the bong
like Cheech and Chong
sell tapes from
here to Hong Kong
So roll roll roll my joint
Pick out the seeds and stems
Feelin'high as hell
flyin'through Palmdale
skatin'on Dayton rims
So roll roll the
83 Cadillac Coup de Ville
If my tapes and my cds just
don't sell I bet my caddy will