All I want for Christmas is to rip your fucking guts out
Shove them in your stocking, and I뭠l use it like a fleshlight
I뭠l dress up just like Santa and molest your baby sister
I뭠l open all your presents and replace them with my feces
Holy shit, it뭩 almost fuckin?Christmas time,
And I still need to buy like 9 more gifts
Holy shit, holy motherfuckin?moose shit
All the stores are closed, what the fuck do I get?
I go to Best Buy but they're fuckin?closed
What the fuck Best Buy? I thought we were friends!
I go to home depot to shop for some lawn chairs
I saw a cool lawn chair, momma뭩 getting a lawn chair
Christmas,
Santa,
Jesus,
Boners,
Ginger Bread Cookies,
Merry Christmas