I'm malicious mean and scary
My sneer could curdle dairy
And violence wise
my hands are not the cleanest
But despite my evil look
And my temper and my hook
I've always yearned to
be a concert pianist
Can'tcha see me on the stage
performin' Mozart
Tickling the ivories
'til they gleam
Yep I'd rather be called deadly
For my killer showtune medley
Thank you
'Cause way down deep inside
I've got a dream
He's got a dream
He's got a dream
See I ain't as cruel
and vicious as I seem
Though I do like breaking femurs
You can count me with the dreamers
Like everybody else
I've got a dream
I've got scars and
lumps and bruises
Plus something here that oozes
And let's not even mention
my complexion
But despite my extra toes
And my goiter and my nose
I really want to
make a love connection
Can't you see me
with a special little lady
Rowin' in a rowboat
down the stream
Though I'm one disgusting blighter
I'm a lover not a fighter
'Cause way down deep inside
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
He's got a dream
I've got a dream
He's got a dream
And I know one day romance
will reign supreme
Though my face leaves
people screaming
There's a child behind it
dreaming
Like everybody else
I've got a dream
Tor would like to quit
and be a florist
Gunther does interior design
Ulf is into mime
Attila's cupcakes are sublime
Bruiser knits
Killer sews
Fang does little puppet shows
And Vladimir collects
ceramic unicorns
I have dreams like you
no really
Just much less touchy feely
They mainly happen somewhere
warm and sunny
On an island that I own
Tanned and rested and alone
Surrounded by enormous
piles of money
I've got a dream
She's got a dream
I've got a dream
She's got a dream
I just want to see the floating
lanterns gleam
And with every passing hour
I'm so glad I left my tower
Like all you lovely folks
I've got a dream
She's got a dream
He's got a dream
They've got a dream
We've got a dream
So our diff'rences ain't
really that extreme
We're one big team
Call us brutal
Sick
Sadistic
And grotesquely optimistic
'Cause way down deep inside
We've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
I've got a dream
Yes way down deep
inside I've got a dream
Yeahh