Oi Jun where the heck r yer
I'm in a loo mate
Wot
I'm in the bloody loo mate
What chu up to
I'm taking number 2
what the fuck you expect me
to do in the loo
Sorry mate
but you gotta record
right now dude
I mean right now dude
What the fuck
Alright
Jun Ki a hard bloke a geezer
U Can tell from the way
he glares into the mirror
Got pints of beer
in his freezer cheers
Enjoys fish & chips and pizza
for dinner
Wearin a T shirt
and shorts in the winter
When he needs to
sticks a middle finger
to the teacher
Without remorse
cuz he don't need a freakin
preacher
Spinning off geeks like
ballerinas
Never been defeated
will always be the winner
At CFC
he was entire year's leader
If yer try to fuck with him
he'll rip yer liver
Oi Oi its Jun Ki
All smiles all easy
Oi Oi it's Jun Ki
Alright mates All wicked
Oi Oi Oi its Jun Ki
All smiles all easy
Oi Oi it's Jun Ki
Alright mates
Cruisin in the Thames River
Rambling about the
high streets of
London and Esher
Wimbledon New Malden
Walton and Thames Ditton
At the weekends
in Canabi streets and Camdon
Nick Odlind nearly got
into a fight with some
cockney blokes in London
Don' care just
hit those bastards
Checking out cheap porn
in Soho
and saw the hookers at bistro
First to mix chinks and
Brits together getting nearer
Traveling the globe
without a visa
Experienced claustrophobia
in a lorry trip to Austria
Oi I'm here
When he feels good
he would like to please yer
When he's pissed off
he don't bloody need yer
In a relationship
not a wanker
but a gentle listener
If yer can't believe
ask Emma Louise & Philippa
Quite often shows a
smile like the Mona Lisa
All smiles all easy
a pleasure to meet yer
Cheers lads have a good day
Tata C yer later
Oi Oi its Jun Ki
All smiles all easy
Oi Oi its Jun Ki
Alright mates All wicked
Oi Oi Oi its Jun Ki
All smiles all easy
Oi Oi its Jun Ki
Alright mates
Jun Ki Yes I'm him
Actin like a freakin lunatic
Always Air Max 95 Nikes
on his feet
Drinks pints of vodka still
walks straight
and never gets wasted
Can't understand cockneys
in Umbro kits
Too foking expensive
a 40 quid top
That's a rip off
I wouldn't spend a squid on
At Bed & Breakfast
get an Am an Hegg
and walk hup
the ll Cuz Arry and is gal
Arriet need some monie
Ai Ai we haite Briish
I'm from Newcastle
I dunno oh bollocks
I reckon this is Scottish
Oh fokin hell it's raining
I'm on my Wai to the
Staition Tarry
Ahh you dir'y bastard
have yer been caught wankin
again Such a dickhead
yer bloody twat
Sorry mates pause now
Oi Oi its Jun Ki
All smiles all easy
Oi Oi its Jun Ki
Alright mates All wicked
Oi Oi Oi its Jun Ki
All smiles all easy
Oi Oi its Jun Ki
Alright mates
Sippin Tropicanas at Waitrose
and Sainsburys like a moron
Sometimes gets paralytic
and rips the condom
Out for a quick shag in peace
it's awesome
A sweet siesta in Greece
across the border
Shag a lovely fit chick
or do a foursome
Not into massive asses a
nd tits them awkward
On the other side of the coin
I would like to read
The Shakespeare
only when Mrs Williams there
Thou art has made me
a boffin Cuz she creates fear
But now I'm not afraid
of course I'm a grown up
When the weekend's here
I go down the local pub
Alex Nick Chris Eddie Waj
Mushin and Bob
Oh Bloody hell
I'm already drunk
Where the fuck is my cup
I can't feel me knob
Oh shut up u wanker
Oi Oi its Jun Ki
All smiles all easy
Oi Oi its Jun Ki
Alright mates All wicked
Oi Oi Oi its Jun Ki
All smiles all easy
Oi Oi its Jun Ki
Alright mates
You alright there