I woke up
Couldn't hardly sleep cause it was Christmas
Ran downstairs to open gifts up
Could it be the Fendi bag that I want, that I want
So I shook the box up like what could this be
Dont sound like a Fendi to me
Whipped it open and what did I see
I was like what the hell is this
This aint what I asked for
What the hell is that
A barbie magic castle?!?!
Yo I'm getting pissed cause everything is crap
I'm bout to take it back,I'm bout to take it back

(CHORUS)
Ahh hell nah
Santa you best to get at me
Ahh hell nah
Christmas aint what it used to be
Ahh hell nah
Cant believe you did this to me
Ahh hell nah
This aint no fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la Christmas

My man came to the door
My gift in his hand
We been goin out for four or five months
I know he gonna give me judt what I want, what I want
So I shook the box up like what could this be
It sounds just like a Fendi to me
Tore it open and what did I see
I was like
What the hell is this
I cant believe you took it there
What the hell is that
Yo, where'd you find a carebear?!?!
YO I'm getting pissed cause everything is crap
I'm bout to take it back
Yo they dont even sell those anymore?!?!

(CHORUS)

Fa-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la
This aint no Fa-la-la-la-la Christmas
Ho ho ho
No Fa-la-la-la-la Christmas
Ho ho ho
Fa-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la Fa-la-la-la-la
This aint no Fa-la-la-la-la Christmas
Ho ho ho
No Fa-la-la-la-la Christmas
Ho ho ho

What the hell is this
Now you've gone really far
What the hell is that
I dont need a VCR?!?!
Where's the DVDs
Everything is crap, everything is crap, everything is crap
I hate you!!!!!!!!!!!

(CHORUS 2x)