[ Judge Turpin - spoken ]
Mr.Todd?

[ Mr.Todd - spoken ]
At your service.

An honor, to recieve your

[Judge Turpin]
Do you know me, sir?

[ Mr.Todd - spoken ]
Who in this wide world does not know

the great Judge Turpin?

And what may I do for you today, sir?

A stylish trimming of the hair?

A soothing skin massage?

Sit, sir.  Sit.

[ Judge Turpin - sung ]
You see, sir, a man infatuated with love

Her ardent and eager slave

So fetch the pomade and pumice stone

And lend a more seductive tone

A sprinkling perhaps of French cologne

But first, sir, I think,

A shave-

[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
The closest I ever gave

(whistles)

[ Judge Turpin - spoken ]
You're in a merry mood today, Mr. Todd.

[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
'Tis your delight, sir, catching fire

From one man to the next

[ Judge Turpin - sung ]
'Tis true, sir, love can still inspire

The blood to pound, the heart leap higher

What more--

[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
What more

[ Both - sung ]
Can man require

[ Judge Turpin - sung ]
Than love, sir

[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
More than love, sir

[ Judge Turpin - sung ]
What, sir

[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
Women

[ Judge Turpin - sung ]
Ah, yes - women

[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
Pretty women

[ Judge Turpin  - sung ]
Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom

Bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom-bom

[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
(whistles)

Now then, my friend

Now to your purpose

Patience, enjoy it

Revenge can't be taken in haste

[ Judge Turpin - sung ]
Make haste, and if we wed, you'll be commended, sir

[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
My lord-

And who, may it be said is your intended, sir

[ Judge Turpin - sung ]
My ward

[ Judge Turpin - spoken ]
And pretty as a rosebud

[ Mr.Todd - spoken ]
Pretty as her mother?

[ Judge Turpin - spoken ]
What?  What was that?

[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
Nothing, sir.  Nothing.

Pretty women, fascinating

Sipping coffee

Dancing

Pretty women, are a wonder

Pretty women

Sitting in the window

Or - standing on the stair

Something in them cheers the air

Pretty women

[ Judge Turpin - sung ]
Silhouetted

[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
Stay within you

[ Judge Turpin - sung ]
Glancing

[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
Stay forever

[ Judge Turpin - sung ]
Breathing lightly

[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
Pretty women

[ Both- sung ]
Pretty women

[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
Blowing out their…

[ Judge Turpin - sung ]
Blowing out their

[ Both - sung ]
Candles

[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
Or - combing out their…

[ Judge Turpin - sung ]
Combing out their

[ Both - sung ]
Hair

[ Judge Turpin - sung ]
Then they leave--

[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
Even when they leave…

[ Judge Turpin - sung ]
Even when they leave you and vanish

They somehow can still remain there with you

There with you

[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
They still are there

They're there

[ Both - sung ]
Ah, pretty women

[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
At their mirrors

[ Judge Turpin - sung ]
In their gardens

[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
Letter writing

[ Judge Turpin - sung ]
Flower picking

[ Mr.Todd - sung ]
Weather watching

[ Both - sung ]
How they make a man sing

Proof of heaven

As you’re living

Pretty women, sir!

Pretty women, yes!

Pretty women, sir!