Members only, it's a private party
Need no money to qualify
Don't bring your check book,
bring your broken heart
'Cause it's members only tonight

Say you lost woman, say you lost your man
You got a lot of problems in your life
They're hanin' a party for the broken hearted
'Cause it's members only tonight

Don't tell momma, don't tell daddy,
red or yellow, black or white
They're having a party, for the sad and lonely
'Cause it's members only tonight