I got 29 ways to make it to my baby's door
If she needs me bad, I can find about 2 or 3 more

One through the basement, two down the hall
When the going gets tough, I got a hole in the wall
29 ways to make it to my baby's door
If she needs me bad, I can find about 2 or 3 more

I can come through the chimney, like Santa Claus
Go through the window, and that ain't all
A lot of good ways, I don't want you to know
I even got a hole in the bedroom-floor
29 ways ...
To my lovely baby's door
One, two, many a-more

I got a way through the closet, behind her clothes
A way through the attic, that no one knows
A masterkey, to fit any lock
A hidden door behind grandfather's clock
29 ways ...
To my lovely baby's door
One, two, many a-more