So bugger off, you bastards bugger off (Fuck you!)
Bugger off, you bastards bugger off (Fuck you!)
Like a herd of bloody swine who refuse to leave the trough
You’ll get no more this evening, so you bastards bugger off

Well you’ve been a splendid audience, but now the time is passed
So don’t you all be letting the door hit you in the ass
You’ve been a lovely audience, but enough is enough
We’d take a drink kindly if you’d all just bugger off

Here’s to barkeep and waitresses been serving you your beers
They’ve put up with your noxious breath and stupid drunken leers
Be leaving all your money on the table when you go
For all you’ll have a throbbing head and nothing else to show

Here’s to all the lovely people who might be waiting for the band
And thinking one of them might make a charming one night stand
Please don’t be offended, this song’s not meant for you
And we’ll be happy to oblige you when this nasty job is through

So you’ve been promising the ladies a night of loving bliss
But truth be told you’re far to drunk to stand up straight and piss
So give it up you bloody sots, you’ll not be getting laid
And the sooner that you’re out the door the sooner we’ll get paid