I'm tearing at the seams
You gave your love away for free
What fool does that make me?
He never liked you the way I do
Said I'd keep you from the creatures in your head
Till you let a monster creep into your bed
Well, you could've been kinder about it
Then again, you tried to hide it
But now I can't bear to face your two faces
I'd be better off sipping champagne
I'd be better off in a jet plane
If you can't keep your hands to yourself
Keep them away from me
I'm bettеr off sipping champagne
I'd be bettеr off in a jet plane
I told you
But you're always up to no good
We're in a time machine
Going back and forward, back and forward, pendulum
He's a flaw in our tapestry
I can't ignore him, can't ignore him, travesty
I'd be better off sipping champagne
I'd be better off in a jet plane
If you can't keep your hands to yourself
Keep them away from me
I'm better off sipping champagne
I'd be better off in a jet plane
I told you
But you're always up to no good
I'd be better off sipping champagne
I'd be better off in a jet plane (Yeah)
If you can't keep your hands to yourself (Better keep them away)
Keep them away from me (Oh)
I'm better off sipping champagne
I'd be better off in a jet plane
I told you
But you're always up to no good