You hung the mistletoe this year just right  
The thing we didn't account for was my height
I know that I'm diminutive  
But I'm trying to stay positive
and find a solution for this teeny little problem
I think i got it
I'll kiss you on my tiptoes, I don't care if Santa knows
I'll kiss you on my tiptoes, I like you and it shows
The stockings on the fireplace are nice
But it's kind of hard for me to see inside them
I know that you're a little big
But you know that I'm the opposite
So let's find a solution for this teeny little problem
I think i got it
I'll kiss you on my tiptoes, I don't care if santa knows
I'll kiss you on my tiptoes, I like you and it shows
This is not just a holiday dilemma  
But to us, well it really doesn't matter
You don't mind bending down to see me better
And I don't mind investing in a ladder
You asked me to tie your lucky Christmas tie
You seem to have forgotten that I'm fun sized
I guess that I could jump for it
But I'm getting really sick of this
So let's find a solution to this teeny little problem
I think i got it
I'll kiss you on my tiptoes, I don't care if Santa knows
I'll kiss you on my tiptoes, I like you and it shows