Guido.. Guido..

I was lazing around my bedroom
When you called me and an idea occurred to me
I thought you might be wondering about
Guido

Who's not wearing any clothes?
I'm not, my daring
Who's afraid to kiss your toes?
I'm not
Your mama dear is blowing into your ear
So you'll get it loud and clear
I need you to squeeze me here
And here.. and here..

Cootchie, cootchie, cootchie coo
I've got a plan for what I'm gonna do to you, so hot
You're gonna steam and scream
And vibrate like a string
I'm plucking
Kiss your fevered little brow
Pinch your cheeks till you say "Ow!"
And I can hardly wait to show you how
Guido

Who won't care if you come to me tired and overworked?
I won't, Bambino
Who knows a therapy to beat what you can get from me
I don't!

But this will have to enough for now
Guido
Ciao, I love you, Guido