What ever happened to my part ?
It was exciting at the start
Now we're halfway through Act 2
and I've had nothing yet to do
I've been offstage for far too long
It's ages since I had a song
This is one unhappy Diva
The producer's have deceived her
There is nothing I can sing from my heart
Whatever happened to my part?
I am sick of my career
Always starting second gear
Up to here with frustration and with fears
I've no Grammy no Reward
I've no Tony Awards
I'm constantly replaced by Britney Spears!
Britney Spears !
Whatever Happend to my show?
I was a hit. now I don't know
I'm with a bunch of British Knights
prancing around in woolly tights.

I might as well go to Pub
They've been out searching for a shrub
out shopping for a Bush
Well, they can kiss my Tush
It seems to me they've really lost the plot
Whatever happened to my
I'll call my agent, Dammit
What ever happened to my
not yours!  not yours!
but my part!