Spent the night with Jim Beam and Johnny Walker Red
Woke up with a fright train runnin' through my head
I'm a beer man
Bobby's more the wine kind, Donny does his shots
Sammy sips martinis, Odie smokes his pot
I'm a beer man
I've done a little steppin' out there on a limb
But my open mind winds up closed again
I like brown bottles and aluminum cans
Simple, maybe, but that's who I am
I'm a beer man
I'll take your caviar and that fish that ain't cooked
Take it off that cracker and throw it on a hook
I'm a beer man
If I were a rich man tell ya what I'd do
Be the same ol' plain' guy you always knew
Just a beer man
I've done a little steppin' out there on a limb
But my open mind winds up closed again
I like brown bottles and aluminum cans
Simple, maybe, but that's who I am
I'm a beer man