I’m standing on the corner

With my feet in my shoes

Racking my brains how to pay my dues

My jug is empty of my number one booze

Along comes a viper and I blow my blues

I got the elation, hesitation, dissipation,

coagulation,

Relation, angzation, emancipation, propagation,

Moppin’, soppin’, talk about your coppin’ blues!

It’s never too late to be up to date

You can get it now but you’ll have to wait!

Along comes a chick, comes a little dolly

She’s out waling her big fat collie

"Golly," Miss Molly says,

"You’re looking might jolly!"

"There ain’t none left but I’m really mighty solly"

I got the outerspace, what a race, dropped an ace

in my face, a - goose chase, you wanna taste

Match it, scratch it, stretch it, catch it blues!

*It’s never too late to be up to date

You can get it now but you’ll have to wait

Just because she made them googly eyes

I thought I’d won a home and copped a price,

uh huh!

The way I’m talking it might be a sin

But if it’s cool I think I’ll try again

You want a little just hit me with a fin

It’ll blow your mind

so you won’t know where you been

I got the elation, hesitation, dissipation,

coagulation,

Relaxation, angzation, emancipation propagation,

Moppin’, soppin’, talk about your coppin’….

Outer space, what a race, dropped an ace in my face,

a - goose chase, you wanna taste,

Match it, scratch it, stretch it, catch it blues!

*Repeat