I threw my Christmas tree out december 23rd because it doesn't matter
And put my fingers in my ears, who can think about time at a time like this?
I felt a hand upon my wrist and a voice said “Man, what’s really going on?”
I said “I used to pour margaritas, give it a twist, shake it around”
But now i’m having dreams where I’m stuck in the trees
And John Cleese is chasing me around
He said “let’s take a little drive, if you’ve got something to hide, now’s the time to show me”
And as we pulled into the pine
s, I cried and he said “let it all out”
I said “ok. Don’t tell anyone. I don’t care for David Bowie”
“There’s a time for joking” he said
“I’m really not” I replied
Some words are better left under your breathe
So under that the words are only mine, mine,
mine
Boys like me feel it all
Always
(da da da da da da da da da da da)
He said “move over! Let me drive”
He punched the gas and my hair piece flew off
I pulled the handbrake, the car exploded
And we woke up on the wet, wet grass
“What we gonna do?” I said “I think we’re stranded!”
He smiled and said “Let’s dance”
I used to pour margaritas
Give it a twist shake it around
And now i’m in the woods feeling misunderstood
And everythings bringing me down, down, down
Boys like me feel
it all
Always
(da da da da da da da da da da)
Now's the time, now’s the time, for a sober conversation
He said “I have to tell you something”
I said “Of course. What is it pal?”
He said “I’m just a metaphor, I’m just a song”
I said “I think we’ve all fig
ured that out by now”
Boys like me feel it all (always)
Boys like me feel it all (always)
Boys like me feel it all
Always
(da da da da da da da da da da)