Edina: Lights! Models! Guest list! Just do your best, darling!

PSB: Absolutely fabulous
We're absolutely fabulous

Patsy: darling?
E: Mmm?
P: You are a fabulous wonderful individual!
E: Oh, thank you, darling!
P: And remember, I've known you longer than your daughter.
E: Champer's alright for you, Pats?
P: Lovely, sweetie!
E: Shall we finish off the beluga or shall we have some smoked
salmon and nibbly things?
P: Oh, whatever, sweetie!
E: Alright, we'll finish off the beluga!

P: Dull, soulless dance music
E: Bip bip bip, bop bop bop
P: Dull, soulless dance music
E: Ride on time, ride on time
P: Techno, techno, bloody techno, darling!

PSB: Absolutely fabulous
E:   That's fabulous, darling
PSB: We're absolutely fabulous
P:   That's fabulous, good

E: Chanel, Dior, Lagerfield, Givenchy, Gaultier, darling
names, names, names
P: Harpers, Tatler, English Vogue, American Vogue, French
Vogue, Bloody Aby-bloody-ssinian bloody Vogue, darling!
E: Lacroix, sweetie, Lacroix
Lacroix, sweetie, Lacroix
P: Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie!

PSB: Absolutely fabulous
E:   Pump up the volume
PSB: We're absolutely fabulous
E:   Just put the needle on the record
PSB: Absolutely fabulous
E:   Pump up the volume
PSB: We're absolutely fabulous
E:   You're ready for this, sweetie?

Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
I'm chanting as we speak, bye bye, darling

Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie!

Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
I'm chanting as we speak, bye bye, darling

Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Champer's alright for you, Pats?

P: Oh, he was just a windscreen washer I picked up at the
traffic lights.
E: Ah!
P: Bum's so tight he was bouncing off the walls.
E: Bye, Pats!
Lacroix, sweetie, Lacroix, sweetie
Lacroix, sweetie, La-la-la-lacroix

PSB: Absolutely fabulous
E:   Let the music lift you up, darling
PSB: We're absolutely fabulous
P:   Dull, soulless dance music
PSB: Absolutely fabulous
E:   It's the bloody pet shop boys, sweetie!
PSB: We're absolutely fabulous
E:   Are you ready for this sweetie?

Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
I'm chanting as we speak, bye bye, darling

Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Ong plonk kerplinky plong
Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie! Sweetie!

P: It's fabulous!
E: Good. thank you!