If a custom-tailored vet
Asks me out for something wet
When the vet
Begins to pet
I cry "Hooray!"
But I'm always true to you, darling, in my fashion
Yes I'm always true to you, darling, in my way

I've been asked to have a meal
By a big tycoon in steel
If the meal
Includes a deal
Accept I may
But I'm always true to you, darling, in my fashion
Yes I'm always true to you, darling, in my way

There's an oil man known as Tex
Who is keen to give me checks
And his checks, I fear
Mean that Tex is here
To stay
But I'm always true to you, darling, in my fashion
Yes I'm always true to you, darling, in my way

Mister Harris Plutocrat
Wants to give my cheek a pat
If the Harris pat
Means a Paris hat
Baby!...
But I'm always true to you, darling, in my fashion
Yes I'm always true to you, darling, in my way
Yes I'm always true to you, darling, in my way.