It's 8 'o clock and i'm feeling fine
I'm out on a date tonight
in a candle lite resturant down by the river side

Everything's going alright I guess
she took down my number and home address
everything was going perfectly until

it backfired at the disco
she slapped me at the disco
I did something I'll never forget

I was a chat-up line built not to impress
more a sleazy remark on her whorish dress
my wires crossed like they've never done before

Well it's 3 o' clock and I'm feeling shite
I'm going home alone tonight
Everything was going perfectly until

it backfired at the disco
she slapped me at the disco
i did something i'll never forget

it backfired at the disco
we were dancing at the disco
i made a move when it was well out of context

...

it backfired at the disco
we were dancing at the disco
it backfired at the disco
we were dancing at the disco
it backfired at the disco
when she slapped me at the disco
it backfired at the disco
we were dancing at the disco

.....