I could buy the buses
I could buy some trucks
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-bag of bucks
Bag of bucks
I don't need no foreplay
I don't need no fucks
All that I'm concerned about is my bag of bucks
Bag of bucks

I don't beat around the bush
I get dragged to the front
I've got tunnelvision focused on my bag of bucks
Go

I love shooting native birds
I love shooting dogs
I pay for ammunition with my bag of bucks
Bag of Bucks

When I go soldering and I don't have no flux
I hate to do the hard work so I ??? for my bag of bucks
Bag of Bucks

I don't need to rub myself
with my soapy cakes of Lux
???
I've got a bigger bag of bucks
Go

Bag of bucks
Bag of bucks

When I need some liposuction
Or some nips and tucks
I see my plastic surgeon
Flash my bag of bucks
Bag of bucks

I don't need to take this shit
From all you stupid ???
You can jab it in your arse
'Cause I've got my bag of bucks
Bag of bucks

???
???
For I've got an enormous cock
And a bigger bag of bucks

We can do it for some time
And we often ???
And on top of that we can sell
Our bag of bucks

I love shooting native birds
And I think it really sucks
But I've got no cause to worry
Now I've got my bag of bucks

I like shooting native birds
I like shooting dogs, I pay
For ammunition with my bag
(mumble)

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