<< Chocolate Salty Balls >>
--- South Park

2 tablespoons of cinnimon
And 2 or 3 egg whites
A half a stick of butter
Melted
Stick it all in a bowl baby
Stir it with a wooden spoon
Mix in a cup of flour
You'll be in heaven soon
Say everybody have you seen my balls
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth
Oooh suck on my chocolate salty balls
Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed full of vitamins and good for you
So suck on my balls
Quarter cup of unsweetened chocolate
And a half a cup of brandy
And throw in a bag or two of sugar
And just a pinch of vanilla
Grease up the cookie sheet
'Cause I hate when my balls stick
Then preheat the oven to three fifty
And give that spoon a lick
Say everybody have you seen my balls
They're big and salty and brown
If you ever need a quick pick me up
Just stick my balls in your mouth
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
(stick 'em in your mouth) Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
They're packed full of goodness, high in fibre
Suck on my balls
Hey wait a minute, what's that smell
It smells like somethings burning
Well that don't confront me none
As long as I get my rent paid on Friday
Baby you better get back in the kitchen
'Cause I've got a sneaking suspision
Oh man baby, baby you just burned my balls
Help me, my balls are on fire
Get some ice baby, my balls are on fire
Give me some water, pour some water on me
My balls are on fire, oh my goodness, blow on them blow on them do something
Oooh suck on my chocolate salty balls
(stick 'em in your mouth)
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em, they're on fire baby
Suck on my chocolate salty balls
(stick 'em in your mouth)
Put 'em out baby, blow on them
Suck on my balls baby
Suck on my balls baby
Suck on my red hot salty chocolate balls
Come on baby, suck on my balls