I met him at a party and he
Told me how to drive him home
He said he liked to do it backwards
I said, that's just fine with me
That way we can fuck and watch TV
It was four a.m., and the light was gray
Like it always is in paperbacks
He asked if I liked playing jacks
I told him that I was good to sixes,
But all hell broke loose after that
I told him that I knew Julia Roberts
When I was twelve at summer camp
We didn't say anything after that
I dropped him off, and I drove on home
'Cause secretly, I'm timid.
Chopsticks
I met him at a party and he
Told me how to drive him home
He said he liked to do it backwards
I said, that's just fine with me
That way we can fuck and watch TV
It was four a.m., and the light was gray
Like it always is in paperbacks
He asked if I liked playing jacks
I told him that I was good to sixes,
But all hell broke loose after that
I told him that I knew Julia Roberts
When I was twelve at summer camp
We didn't say anything after that
I dropped him off, and I drove on home
'Cause secretly, I'm timid.
Chopsticks
I met him at a party and he
Told me how to drive him home
He said he liked to do it backwards
I said, that's just fine with me
That way we can fuck and watch TV
It was four a.m., and the light was gray
Like it always is in paperbacks
He asked if I liked playing jacks
I told him that I was good to sixes,
But all hell broke loose after that
I told him that I knew Julia Roberts
When I was twelve at summer camp
We didn't say anything after that
I dropped him off, and I drove on home
'Cause secretly, I'm timid.