Make ya,and Shake yo shit
(woo Lord)
I am puttin poetry into motion
my addiction is overdosing
from a natural high
Supplyin the soul with
that unmistakinable mystical
magical feelin that your money
can't buy
Becomin a slave to the rhythm
there's no way
that you could stop me
now I'd like to see you try
Because I'm already long
gone don't be scared for me
baby just
blow me a kiss good bye
I can't believe you'd rather
stay behind then go beyond
talk to me baby tell me why
Society won't set ya free now
follow me
programmin' your fear to fly
Best believe I'm a breathe
and break ground before I die
I know it's live and let live
but my love won't let me lie
Make me wanna do the
And we don't speak
proper english
when we walk we strut our stuff
We act like life is gravy
even though it's oh so rough
My doctor diagnosed me
and he said now here's the deal
You're coming down
with a bad case of
The Crooked Booty
(come on, everybody)
The Crooked Booty
(I can't hear y'all)
Now everybody
do the crooked booty
Come on, I say the crooked
booty (come on)
Come on everbody
I say the crooked booty
Yeah, the crooked booty
Now everybody
do the crooked booty
Yeah, come on, the crooked booty
Oh doctor doctor help me please
I got this problem come over me
And I just can't shake it
I just can't seem to shake
this thing off up me
now help me
At first I was just fine
Didn't really play it no mind
Until it hit another time
(another time)
Cuz my chest popped out
(my chest popped out)
And my back went in
(I said my back went in)
Started movin my body
Like I had a nervous itch (ooow)
So the doctor gave me
(say what?)
This remedy (what'd he say?)
He said, Pop it to boy
And feel the beat
It's the brand new craze
And it's comin your way
It was started in the slums
By the Dungeon Family
It's not very hard
it's kinda easy to do
All you got to be is poor
and broke and have no loot
It's called the Crooked Booty
when it's only a test
It's like tryin to stop the IRS
from takin your cheques
It's like tryin to soak your
cheese and took all the rap
It's like tryin to stop a nigga
from crackin your back
on this track
It's like tryin
to tell your daughter
you can't chase the cake
It's like tryin to stop a boss
jack from swangin his set
You just go like that
(it don't matter)
You can be 400 pounds
or be as tall as Shaq (come on)
Pimp get out your llac
And do the crooked booty
And do the crooked booty
Do the crooked booty
do the crooked booty
do the crooked booty
Now everybody do
The Crooked Booty
(Everybody, come on)
The Crooked Booty
(I can't hear y'all)
Now everybody
do the crooked booty
(a little louder)
Come on, I say the crooked booty
(People in the back)
Come on everbody
I say the crooked booty
(People on the side)
Yeah, the crooked booty
Now everybody
do the crooked booty
(Yeah, y'all got it)
Yeah, come on the crooked booty
(A little louder y'all)
I ain't got no paper
I can't wipe my ass
But give me one lil' dollar
I'll show you
how to make it last
I ain't got no paper
I can't wipe my ass
But give me one lil' dollar
I'll show you
how to make it last
(I'll show you how to)
And we don't speak
proper english
when we walk we strut our stuff
We act like life is gravy
even though it's oh so rough
My doctor diagnosed me
and he said now here's the deal
You're coming down
with a bad case of the
The Crooked Booty
The Crooked Booty
(A little louder now)
Now everybody
do the crooked booty
do it like you
can't do it no more Come on
I say the crooked booty
Come on
I say the crooked booty
Yeah, everybody
do the crooked booty
Now everybody
do the crooked booty
The crooked booty
Now everybody do the crooked
booty (yeah, everybody)
The Crooked Booty (Come on)
Now everybod鹿
do the crooked booty
(I can't hear y'all)
I say the Crooked Booty
Now everybody
say the crooked booty
The Crooked Booty
Now everybody
do the Crooked Booty
The Crooked Booty
(yeah, y'all got it)