Good evening ladies and gentlemen.  And welcome to PJ's Astrological
Love Lounge. We are Lester Shy and the Shyphonics.  My name is Lester
Shy, and these fine gentlemen all around me - why they're The
Shyphonics.  And we hail PROUDLY from Fargo, North Dakota.  Now, way
down south in Fargo, whenever we needs a little something extra we like
to do a little thing called the Brown Nose.  And we'd like all you fine
ladies and gentlemen here tonight to help us out doin' the Brown Nose.
So whenever I shout 'What you gonna do?' you gonna shout back 'Gonna
Brown Nose!  Gonna Brown Nose!'  Think you can handle that?  I'm pretty
sure you can.  Let's give it a try.

What you gonna do?
(Gonna brown nose, gonna brown nose!)

Oh ladies and gentlemen you should all be rounded up and shot.  That was
terrible.

What you gonna do?!?!
(gonna brown nose, gonna brown nose.)

Yes!  YES!  That's so much better.  You have my permission to go out and
reproduce.  You're lovely human beings.  So now we're gonna do a little
Brown Nosin' for you.  Are you excited?  Are you ready?  Ok, then, here
we go....

If you want that job what ya gonna do?
(gonna brown nose gonna brown nose)
Here comes your rich Uncle Bob...
I say now what you gonna do?
(gonna brown nose gonna brown nose)
If you get stopped by the man...
I say now what you gonna do?
(gonna brown nose gonna brown nose)
Record company wants to sign your band...
I say now what you gonna do?
(gonna brown nose gonna brown nose)

MERCY!  I jump back, kiss myself a few hundred times.

Alright, now I know that many of you fine ladies and gentlemen are
beginning to ask yourselves 'Oooh, but Mr. Shy and the Shyphonics how do
you do this wild new thing you call the Brown Nose?'  Well take a
second.  Prepare yourself mentally and physically.  We'll show you how
to Brown Nose.

Bend your knees
Move your head like this
Pucker them lips
Give dat Butt a kiss
Kiss my....

Asking for some green...
I say now what you gonna do?
(gonna brown nose gonna brown nose)
Boss is really mean...
I say now what you gonna do?
(gonna brown nose gonna brown nose)
You wanna impress ya girlfriend's father...
I say now what you gonna do?
(gonna brown nose gonna brown nose)
You owe some money to yo brother...
I say now what you gonna do?
(gonna brown nose gonna brown nose)

You, yes YOU!  Here's a dime, run out and call the PMRC!

GONNA BROWN NOSE!

I wanna see every last one of you Brown Nosin'.  Even you tuna-lips.
Alright, if you can dig it, I wanna hear you shout 'Erlenmeyer Flask!'
(erlenmeyer flask!)

Alright, I know loved it the first time, you're gonna love it even more
the second time.  And once more you better get down and so some serious
Brown Nosin'!

Bend your knees
Move your head like this
Pucker them lips
Give dat butt a kiss
Kiss my....