Have a banana, Hannah
Try the salami, Tommy
Give with the gravy, Davy
Everybody eats when they come to my house
Have a tomato, Plato
Here's cacciatore, Dorie
Have some baloney, Tony
Everybody eats when they come to my house
I'll fix your favorite dishes
Hopin' this good food will fills ya
Stand in kitchen alone, work my fingers to the bone
You better eat if it kills ya
Pass me a pancake, Mandrake
Have an hors-d'oeuvre-y, Irvy
Look in the fendel, Mendel
Everybody eats when they come to my house
Mendel, Irvy, Mandrake, Tony, Dora, Johny
Everybody eats when they come to my house
Pastafazoola, Talullah
Do have a bagel, Fagel
Don't be so bashful, Nashville
Everybody eats when they come to my house
This is a party, Marty
Now don't be so picky, Micky
You get the cherry, Jerry
Everybody eats when they come to my house
All of my friends are welcome
Don't try me coax me, you moax you
Eat the tables, the chairs, the napkins, who cares?
You better eat if it chokes you
[Incomprehensible] for Franky
[Incomprehensible]
Chile con carne for Barney
Everybody eats when they come to my house
Barney, Bobby, Franky, Jerry, Mickey, Tony
Almost catch with their feet under my table
They eat just as much as they're able
[Incomprehensible]
'Cause everybody eats when they come to my house
Have a banana, Hannah
Try the salami, Tommy
Give with the gravy, Davy
Everybody eats when they come to my house
Have a tomato, Plato
Here's cacciatore, Dorie
Have some baloney, Tony
Everybody eats when they come to my house
I'll fix your favorite dishes
Hopin' this good food will fills ya
Stand in kitchen alone, work my fingers to the bone
You better eat if it kills ya
Pass me a pancake, Mandrake
Have an hors-d'oeuvre-y, Irvy
Look in the fendel, Mendel
Everybody eats when they come to my house
Mendel, Irvy, Mandrake, Tony, Dora, Johny
Everybody eats when they come to my house
Pastafazoola, Talullah
Do have a bagel, Fagel
Don't be so bashful, Nashville
Everybody eats when they come to my house
This is a party, Marty
Now don't be so picky, Micky
You get the cherry, Jerry
Everybody eats when they come to my house
All of my friends are welcome
Don't try me coax me, you moax you
Eat the tables, the chairs, the napkins, who cares?
You better eat if it chokes you
[Incomprehensible] for Franky
[Incomprehensible]
Chile con carne for Barney
Everybody eats when they come to my house
Barney, Bobby, Franky, Jerry, Mickey, Tony
Almost catch with their feet under my table
They eat just as much as they're able
[Incomprehensible]
'Cause everybody eats when they come to my house