I was s'posed to be sent away
But they forgot to come and get me
I was a functioning alcoholic
'Til nobody noticed my new aesthetic
All of this to say I hope you're okay
But you're the reason
And no one here's to blame
But what about your quiet treason?
And for a fortnight there
we were forever run into you
sometimes ask about the weather
Now you're in my backyard
turned into good neighbors
Your wife waters flowers
I want to kill her
All my mornings are Monday
stuck in an endless February
I took the miracle move on drug
the effects were temporary
And I love you it's ruining my life
I love you it's ruining my life
I touched you for only a fortnight
I touched you but I touched you
And for a fortnight there
we were forever run into you
sometimes ask about the weather
Now you're in my backyard
turned into good neighbors
Your wife waters flowers I want to kill her
And for a fortnight there
we were together run into you
sometimes comment on my sweater
Now you're at the mailbox
turned into good neighbors
My husband is cheating I want to kill him
I love you it's ruining my life
I love you it's ruining my life
I touched you for only a fortnight
I touched you I touched you
I love you it's ruining my life
I love you it's ruining my life
I touched you for only a fortnight
I touched you I touched you
Thought of calling ya but you won't pick up
Another fortnight lost in America
Move to Florida buy the car you want
(Car you want)
But it won't start up
'til you touch touch touch me
Thought of calling ya but you won't pick up
Another fortnight lost in America
Move to Florida buy the car you want
But it won't start up
'til I touch touch touch you