I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars No handlebars
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars No handlebars
Look at me, look at me

hands in the air like it`s good to be
ALIVE and I`m a famous rapper
even when the paths`re all crookedy
I can show you how to do-si-do
I can show you how to scratch a record
I can take apart the remote control
And I can almost put it back together
I can tie a knot in a cherry stem
I can tell you about Leif Ericson
I know all the words to De Colores
And I`m Proud to be an American
Me and my friend saw a platypus
Me and my friend made a comic book
And guess how long it took
I can do anything that I want cuz, look:

I can keep rhythm with no metronome
No metronome No metronome
I can see your face on the telephone
On the telephone On the telephone
Look at me Look at me
Just called to say that it`s good to be
ALIVE In such a small world
All curled up with a book to read
I can make money open up a thrift store
I can make a living off a magazine
I can design an engine sixty four
Miles to a gallon of gasoline
I can make new antibiotics
I can make computers survive aquatic conditions
I know how to run a business
And I can make you wanna buy a product
Movers shakers and producers
Me and my friends understand the future
I see the strings that control the systems
I can do anything with no assistance
I can lead a nation with a microphone
With a microphone With a microphone
I can split the atoms of a molecule
Of a molecule Of a molecule

Look at me Look at me
Driving and I won`t stop
And it feels so good to be
Alive and on top
My reach is global My tower secure
My cause is noble My power is pure
I can hand out a million vaccinations
Or let`em all die in exasperation
Have`em all grilled leavin lacerations
Have`em all killed by assassination
I can make anybody go to prison
Just because I don`t like`em and
I can do anything with no permission
I have it all under my command

I can guide a missile by satellite
By satellite By satellite
and I can hit a target through a telescope
Through a telescope Through a telescope
and I can end the planet in a holocaust
In a holocaust In a holocaust
In a holocaust In a holocaust
In a holocaust

I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handle bars No handlebars
I can ride my bike with no handlebars
No handlebars No handlebars