You know every
once in a while
I shoot the breeze
I spend my time
I talk about silly things
I like to talk about
Jesus Christ
Cos I wonder what
would happen if
He passed you by
Would you be scared
Would you believe in him
Would you bust
your asses to get
him institutionalised
Well, I bet he'd be cool
I bet He be damn
good looking
I bet that
He smelt divine
I'm not talking
about Calvin
Klein's Obsession
Just one of those
people smell good
all the time
There's no reason why
What would He wear
Would He wear
Tommy Hilfiger
Or prefer
Urban Outfitted
I don't think so
Well, I bet
He liked Gaultier
But you'd never
find him in it
I bet He
liked Gaultier
Lord I need
your protection
spend some time
in my direction
I need your
protection spend
some time
in my direction
I need your
protection spend
some time in my direction

You know every
once and a while
I shoot the breeze
I spend my time
I talk about silly things
And tonight I'd like
to talk to you about
Jesus Christ
'Cos I wonder how we'd deal
if He just passed you by
I bet he'd be a star
I bet my star wars
figures He would be
a movie star
A Quentin Tarantino
next big thing
Prima donna, then he'd
appear on Oprah
You know what
I don't think so
Could you imagine him
hanging Piccadilly Circus
Time Square
the walk of fame
At Christies
He could easily
become a regular
D'you know what
I don't think so
I bet my speeder
bike he'd turn his
back on all of that
Lord I need your protection
spend some time
in my direction
I need your
protection spend
some time in my direction
I need your
protection spend
some time in my direction

Some people have just got it
You know like standing
next to Elvis Presley
Well then multiply
that feeling by
1 million and you know what
I'm talking about
Well I'll bet He was cool
Man I bet that cat was
so damn good looking