I love my computer
You make me feel alright
Every waking hour
and every lonely night
I love my computer
for all you give to me
predictable errors
and no identity
And it's never been
quite so easy
I've never been quite so happy
All I need to do is click on you
and we'll be joined
in the most soul less way
And we'll never ruin
each other's day
'cuz when I'm through
I just click
and you just go away
I love my computer
you're always in the mood
I get so turned on
when I turn on you
I love my computer
you never ask for more
You can be a princess
or you can be my whore
And it's never been quite
so easy
I've never been quite so happy
All I need to do is click on you
and we'll be joined
in the most soul less way
And we'll never ruin
each other's day
'cuz when I'm through
I just click
and you just go away
The world outside is so big
but it's safe in my domain
Because to you
I'm just a number
and a clever screen name
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All I need to do is click on you
and we'll be together
for eternity
And no one is ever
gonna take my love
from me because
I've got security
her password and a key
go away go away go away go away
cked down
and they put you first in line
And so you finally ask yourself
just how big you are
and take your place in a wiser
world of bigger motor cars
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So Where the hell was Biggles
when you needed him
last Saturday
And where were all the sportsmen
who always pulled you though
They're all resting down
in Cornwall
writing up their memoirs
for a paper-back edition
of the Boy Scout Manual
See there!  A man born