Here we go.
Lonely Island.
Michael Bolton. The night starts now.
Together on the track.
The boys are back.
The night starts now.
Night starts now, baby roll with us.
Check us snappin' at the neck when we rollin' up.
Cold flat doors ain't no holdin' up.
Black car hit the bar like I gives a f--k.
It's The Lonely Island
Welcome to the set
Some fellas lookin' jealous
Play that back and get wet (YEAH YEAH)
at my waist shank in my sock
You either get cut get stuffed or get shot
This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow.
Pirates so brave, on the seven seas.(What?)
A mystical quest to the Isle of Tortuga.
Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze
Yeah, that was kinda weird
but we're back in the club
Buyin' out the bar
so the groupies show us love (Keira Knightley!)
A fifth of ice man I'm the top gunna
Heater on blast
I'm the number one stunna(Jack Sparrow!)
Watch your girl
because I ain't your mister nice guy
More like the meet ya
take you home and fuck you twice guy
All dressed up with nowhere to run
I know I make you feel crazy when I?
Now back to the good part!!
One day he was born
He yearned for adventure (NO!)
Oh Captain Jack (Yeah)
He's the pauper of the surf
The jester of Tortuga
But in Davy Jones locker
What lies in store? (Yeah, we've seen the movie)
Put your hands in the air
And say hell yeah
Captain Jack (What?) Johnny Depp (No)
From the front to the back
Saying we count stacks c'mon
Davy Jones (Nope)
Giant squid (Wrong)
Michael Bolton, we're really gonna need you to focus up
Roger that let me try it
with another film (Wait)
Life is a box of chocolates
and my name is Forrest Gump (Not better)
Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed
I give Jenny all my love (Come ON)
Okay, then I'm a legal aid
Erin Brockovich is my name (Oh god)
Then you can call me Scarface
Snortin' mountains of cocaine
(It doesn't matter)
You cockroaches wanna play rough?
Okay, I'm reloaded! HA HA!
This is the tale of Tony Montana
Cubano flame, with the Miami nuts (Take it home!)
Got a basehead wife, but her womb is polluted
This whole town's a pussy, just waiting to get fucked!
Okay, turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
You complete me! (Yup, yeah, okay.)
Here we go.
Lonely Island.
Michael Bolton. The night starts now.
Together on the track.
The boys are back.
The night starts now.
Night starts now, baby roll with us.
Check us snappin' at the neck when we rollin' up.
Cold flat doors ain't no holdin' up.
Black car hit the bar like I gives a f--k.
It's The Lonely Island
Welcome to the set
Some fellas lookin' jealous
Play that back and get wet (YEAH YEAH)
at my waist shank in my sock
You either get cut get stuffed or get shot
This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow.
Pirates so brave, on the seven seas.(What?)
A mystical quest to the Isle of Tortuga.
Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze
Yeah, that was kinda weird
but we're back in the club
Buyin' out the bar
so the groupies show us love (Keira Knightley!)
A fifth of ice man I'm the top gunna
Heater on blast
I'm the number one stunna(Jack Sparrow!)
Watch your girl
because I ain't your mister nice guy
More like the meet ya
take you home and fuck you twice guy
All dressed up with nowhere to run
I know I make you feel crazy when I?
Now back to the good part!!
One day he was born
He yearned for adventure (NO!)
Oh Captain Jack (Yeah)
He's the pauper of the surf
The jester of Tortuga
But in Davy Jones locker
What lies in store? (Yeah, we've seen the movie)
Put your hands in the air
And say hell yeah
Captain Jack (What?) Johnny Depp (No)
From the front to the back
Saying we count stacks c'mon
Davy Jones (Nope)
Giant squid (Wrong)
Michael Bolton, we're really gonna need you to focus up
Roger that let me try it
with another film (Wait)
Life is a box of chocolates
and my name is Forrest Gump (Not better)
Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed
I give Jenny all my love (Come ON)
Okay, then I'm a legal aid
Erin Brockovich is my name (Oh god)
Then you can call me Scarface
Snortin' mountains of cocaine
(It doesn't matter)
You cockroaches wanna play rough?
Okay, I'm reloaded! HA HA!
This is the tale of Tony Montana
Cubano flame, with the Miami nuts (Take it home!)
Got a basehead wife, but her womb is polluted
This whole town's a pussy, just waiting to get fucked!
Okay, turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
You complete me! (Yup, yeah, okay.)
Here we go.
Lonely Island.
Michael Bolton. The night starts now.
Together on the track.
The boys are back.
The night starts now.
Night starts now, baby roll with us.
Check us snappin' at the neck when we rollin' up.
Cold flat doors ain't no holdin' up.
Black car hit the bar like I gives a f--k.
It's The Lonely Island
Welcome to the set
Some fellas lookin' jealous
Play that back and get wet (YEAH YEAH)
at my waist shank in my sock
You either get cut get stuffed or get shot
This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow.
Pirates so brave, on the seven seas.(What?)
A mystical quest to the Isle of Tortuga.
Raven locks sway on the ocean breeze
Yeah, that was kinda weird
but we're back in the club
Buyin' out the bar
so the groupies show us love (Keira Knightley!)
A fifth of ice man I'm the top gunna
Heater on blast
I'm the number one stunna(Jack Sparrow!)
Watch your girl
because I ain't your mister nice guy
More like the meet ya
take you home and fuck you twice guy
All dressed up with nowhere to run
I know I make you feel crazy when I?
Now back to the good part!!
One day he was born
He yearned for adventure (NO!)
Oh Captain Jack (Yeah)
He's the pauper of the surf
The jester of Tortuga
But in Davy Jones locker
What lies in store? (Yeah, we've seen the movie)
Put your hands in the air
And say hell yeah
Captain Jack (What?) Johnny Depp (No)
From the front to the back
Saying we count stacks c'mon
Davy Jones (Nope)
Giant squid (Wrong)
Michael Bolton, we're really gonna need you to focus up
Roger that let me try it
with another film (Wait)
Life is a box of chocolates
and my name is Forrest Gump (Not better)
Though I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed
I give Jenny all my love (Come ON)
Okay, then I'm a legal aid
Erin Brockovich is my name (Oh god)
Then you can call me Scarface
Snortin' mountains of cocaine
(It doesn't matter)
You cockroaches wanna play rough?
Okay, I'm reloaded! HA HA!
This is the tale of Tony Montana
Cubano flame, with the Miami nuts (Take it home!)
Got a basehead wife, but her womb is polluted
This whole town's a pussy, just waiting to get fucked!
Okay, turns out Michael Bolton is a major cinephile
You complete me! (Yup, yeah, okay.)