I was running round the Highlands on a rainy day
I took a trip and nearly flipped there was a loch in my way
And as I turned around I heard a sound that blew my kilt away
As Nessy said good-day
We had a blether in the heather when I had the idea
A water park with Nessy, what a business career
I would be the boss and Nessy my cashier
Selling souvenirs
Chorus:
Loch Ness Loch Ness - that's the place to be
At Loch Ness Loch Ness - Ski Academy
Loch Ness Loch Ness - Nessy, you and me together
Bring all the family
Loch Loch Ness locho locho Loch Ness
Loch Loch Ness locho locho Loch Ness
Loch Loch Ness locho locho Loch Ness
Loch Loch Ness locho locho Loch Ness
Last night they showed a picture on the local TV
of a skier pulled by Nessy flying over the trees
But there's no such thing as bad publicity
Come on it's nearly free
Chorus:
Loch Ness Loch Ness - that's the place to be
At Loch Ness Loch Ness - Ski Academy
Loch Ness Loch Ness - Nessy, you and me together
Bring all the family
Loch Ness Loch Ness - you can waterski
At Loch Ness Loch Ness - Ski Academy
Loch Ness Loch Ness - Nessy, you and me together
Not far from Dundee
Loch Loch Ness locho locho Loch Ness
Loch Loch Ness locho locho Loch Ness
Loch Loch Ness locho locho Loch Ness
Loch Loch Ness locho locho Loch Ness
Chorus:
Loch Ness Loch Ness - that's the place to be
At Loch Ness Loch Ness - Ski Academy
Loch Ness Loch Ness - Nessy, you and me together
Come on it's nearly free
Loch Ness Loch Ness - you can waterski
At Loch Ness Loch Ness - Ski Academy
Loch Ness Loch Ness - Nessy, you and me together