I was born as a pantomime horse
Ugly as the sun when he falls to the floor,
I was cut from the wreckage one day
This is what I get for being that way,

Well did you ever, did you ever go round with them?
Well did you ever, did you ever go round the bend?

I was conned by a circus hand
Tragic as the son of superman,
"I would die for the stars" she said
This is what I get for my beautiful head,

Well did you ever, did you ever go round with them?
Well did you ever, did you ever go round the bend?

...ever tried it that way, have you ever tried it that way?